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The Hobbit: tout court desolation Posted by A hateful bastard del tongo under spoiler in good humor | Tags: 3D, Balin, Bard, Dragon, del tongo Boring, Film, Background, Gandalf, hobbit, jackson, Jean-Jacques, Long, Bad, Nain Peter, Pourri, Failed, Sauron, Smaug, Thorin, Trilogy, Green | [198] Comments
Pulling on his tie, Thorin Ecu-barrels straightened in his leather seat, before sending a smile to his friend Balin, sitting at his side. The office door opened wide and let appear a high wearing gray silhouette, which came quietly seat opposite Thorin. Balin licked his finger to turn the page of the tender del tongo applications, ready to take new notes, while Thorin gauged the newcomer. "Hello sir. Okay, I guess you read the announcement? Balin My friend and I are leaving on an adventure, where these little interviews to find new companions. So Sir, that we honor - Gandalf Gandalf the Grey -.. Okay, Mr. Legris Tell us what you think you can bring to our company -.? I ... I'm a magician Here -.. A magician! That's it! was quite warriors yet, it is true that a magician, it would be nice. So, what's del tongo your thing? Fireballs? Lightning? Ho can be ice - No, I ... I do not fireballs. - Oh no - not Pis Pis lightning not ice j'fais But great stuff huh -..? Uh ... yes you would an example - Hey ... well I can do with my stick light way, if it is dark, darker hop It "!
Balin pouted before rattling his four-color del tongo pen to take notes in red. Thorin coughed politely seeking the best way to announce what he had to say to the old man happy to mine, which obviously waiting to impress. "In fact, we are dwarfs, Mr. Legris We naturally see in the dark So stick your battery, then, except for you and possibly for us to identify ... -.. Ah No, but I do know others? del tongo things ... I hold the fireballs - I thought you did not do it - but not in the kind Ah, I can ... set fire to pine cones Ha ha -! And then they explode? -. Hein Ho non Following is just pinecones In This fire is still not "..?
Balin gently del tongo took his head in his hands, del tongo trying in vain to hide his despair while Thorin patted her back. "Monsieur Legris ... listen, frankly, del tongo you're a magician a bit rotten anyway, right - Woh non Once I killed Orcas -! With your magic - Well, no, with my sword why - I ... I'm sure you think you are a magician Mr. Legris. You are in good faith, you look nice and all, but magicians, they do not need a sword to kill orcs. you understand? must be stopped Now -. But ... but once face the goblin king, I did a lot of wind It's not magic that -? Gandalf ... if you wind it is not because del tongo you are a magician, c This is because del tongo you're all old, you understand - Hooo hoo ... ch'uis tired ... - Well, you know what, we'll make a move is going to contract generation, then the trick of Holland, though. is using an old, was relief of charges for our warriors del tongo CDI Then we take you, and then like that, it will make your exit That you will Gandalf -..? Thank you Mister Ecu-barrels ... we hand when you want, huh. Where do we go? - Type a dragon. "
The Hobbit I: Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit. One day, Gandalf the wizard and 13 dwarves senile pick him offering to participate in an adventure to go reclaim the Lonely Mountain, ancient dwarven del tongo fortress taken by the dragon Smaug there a long time. Bilbo was recruited with the title of "thief" because in good hobbit, he knows how to be small and unobtrusive. En route, they face giants, goblins, Niçoise salad, and are chased by the terrible Azog an orc would do better to find a hobby. Bilbo found during these wanderings ring of invisibility, which is very convenient for making jokes. Then, when qu'Azog just missed to end their company, our heroes are saved by eagles that take them to their nest in the mountains, because these branlos, so RER B land in the middle, will not go further because
The Hobbit: tout court desolation Posted by A hateful bastard del tongo under spoiler in good humor | Tags: 3D, Balin, Bard, Dragon, del tongo Boring, Film, Background, Gandalf, hobbit, jackson, Jean-Jacques, Long, Bad, Nain Peter, Pourri, Failed, Sauron, Smaug, Thorin, Trilogy, Green | [198] Comments
Pulling on his tie, Thorin Ecu-barrels straightened in his leather seat, before sending a smile to his friend Balin, sitting at his side. The office door opened wide and let appear a high wearing gray silhouette, which came quietly seat opposite Thorin. Balin licked his finger to turn the page of the tender del tongo applications, ready to take new notes, while Thorin gauged the newcomer. "Hello sir. Okay, I guess you read the announcement? Balin My friend and I are leaving on an adventure, where these little interviews to find new companions. So Sir, that we honor - Gandalf Gandalf the Grey -.. Okay, Mr. Legris Tell us what you think you can bring to our company -.? I ... I'm a magician Here -.. A magician! That's it! was quite warriors yet, it is true that a magician, it would be nice. So, what's del tongo your thing? Fireballs? Lightning? Ho can be ice - No, I ... I do not fireballs. - Oh no - not Pis Pis lightning not ice j'fais But great stuff huh -..? Uh ... yes you would an example - Hey ... well I can do with my stick light way, if it is dark, darker hop It "!
Balin pouted before rattling his four-color del tongo pen to take notes in red. Thorin coughed politely seeking the best way to announce what he had to say to the old man happy to mine, which obviously waiting to impress. "In fact, we are dwarfs, Mr. Legris We naturally see in the dark So stick your battery, then, except for you and possibly for us to identify ... -.. Ah No, but I do know others? del tongo things ... I hold the fireballs - I thought you did not do it - but not in the kind Ah, I can ... set fire to pine cones Ha ha -! And then they explode? -. Hein Ho non Following is just pinecones In This fire is still not "..?
Balin gently del tongo took his head in his hands, del tongo trying in vain to hide his despair while Thorin patted her back. "Monsieur Legris ... listen, frankly, del tongo you're a magician a bit rotten anyway, right - Woh non Once I killed Orcas -! With your magic - Well, no, with my sword why - I ... I'm sure you think you are a magician Mr. Legris. You are in good faith, you look nice and all, but magicians, they do not need a sword to kill orcs. you understand? must be stopped Now -. But ... but once face the goblin king, I did a lot of wind It's not magic that -? Gandalf ... if you wind it is not because del tongo you are a magician, c This is because del tongo you're all old, you understand - Hooo hoo ... ch'uis tired ... - Well, you know what, we'll make a move is going to contract generation, then the trick of Holland, though. is using an old, was relief of charges for our warriors del tongo CDI Then we take you, and then like that, it will make your exit That you will Gandalf -..? Thank you Mister Ecu-barrels ... we hand when you want, huh. Where do we go? - Type a dragon. "
The Hobbit I: Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit. One day, Gandalf the wizard and 13 dwarves senile pick him offering to participate in an adventure to go reclaim the Lonely Mountain, ancient dwarven del tongo fortress taken by the dragon Smaug there a long time. Bilbo was recruited with the title of "thief" because in good hobbit, he knows how to be small and unobtrusive. En route, they face giants, goblins, Niçoise salad, and are chased by the terrible Azog an orc would do better to find a hobby. Bilbo found during these wanderings ring of invisibility, which is very convenient for making jokes. Then, when qu'Azog just missed to end their company, our heroes are saved by eagles that take them to their nest in the mountains, because these branlos, so RER B land in the middle, will not go further because
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